Ian Whannel Political Prisoner

You may not have heard of me, that's because only non western state prisoners get talked about. Find out how Prince Charles is being blackmailed and used against me and how the non blackmailed Royals are using me and the blackmail situation to 'fix' elections and referendums. Did the Tories really win all those Labour seats? Did vote leave really win the EU Referendum? Did Salmond really lose the independence referendum?

Mr Calm


Staff member
21st April 2021

So, I had a bit of work to do on my computer so I never bothered putting my stereo on this afternoon like I usually do. Wasn’t long though before Herr Sturgeon hired someone to stand outside my front window with a dog and just continuously (presumably) squeeze it’s *&(% so that it barks and squeals all the time.

They must think I am so easily irritated that a fucking dog is going to annoy me so that I do who knows what?

When in reality I am quietly content in the knowledge that I will soon be able to F*&k Nicola Sturgeon. Metaphorically speaking of course, Yuch.