Amid criticism that Jewish Secretary of State Blinken (or something) is too biased towards Israel to be considered an honest Broker, America has sent a new diplomat to persuade Hezbollah to move back from the Israeli border (or else) so that Israeli citizens in the North can return home, while doing nothing to ensure that Gaza civilians can return home (what homes?). Who is this new unbiased American diplomat? His name is Amos Hochstein! (or something)
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