...for taking Britain out of the EU against the will of powerful blackmailers (or something) or as Boris Johnson would see it returning British sovereignty on behalf of a future Monarch (William) against the enforced efforts of his blackmailed Father (Charles) so he can get his hands on the levers of power and realise his 'world King' dream. None of which would have been possible without the efforts (and suffering) of yours truly.
Outgoing Labour MP Harriet Harman (or something) is leading an inquiry about partygate (Yawn) after Chris Bryant stepped down (don't mess with us) because he once criticesed Johnson. If found guilty by Harman (or something) Johnson could be suspended from parliament or even lose his seat (impeached) if a by-election is called!
Outgoing Labour MP Harriet Harman (or something) is leading an inquiry about partygate (Yawn) after Chris Bryant stepped down (don't mess with us) because he once criticesed Johnson. If found guilty by Harman (or something) Johnson could be suspended from parliament or even lose his seat (impeached) if a by-election is called!
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