...poisoning last night from a newly opened tin of spam that I have been silly enough to regularly buy. The off the scale stomach and chest pain type poison that I normally manage to avoid these days by taste testing but you know complacency can be dangerous. Ok, I have discovered that anadin or Ibuprofen type painkillers are 100% effective against the pain from this toxin but despite being proficient at noticing the early onset of the symptoms, there is still a 15-20 minute time period before the painkillers take effect when you are in unbearable pain that's difficult to describe. I always buy tinned corned beef because that is tinned in Brazil who are clearly not evil as I have never (yet) been poisoned from their corned beef but the spam is canned here in Blighty where evil minds clearly reside in positions of extreme power!