Poisoned Orange Juice

MandelaTwo

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Yesterday I bought some orange juice from a brand ironically called 'innocent' that I have never bought before as I have been poisoned by Tropicana and supermarket own brands. I also got a bottle from near the rear to minimise the chances of it being poisoned further.

The Orange juice tasted OK with no ill effects but when I later had some sausages they appeared to poison me leaving me feeling sick. Later after I recovered I had some quiche and that (appeared) to poison me worse, feeling sick and a sore stomach forcing me to take pain killers.

Today I gave the orange juice a miss but had sausages from the same pack with no ill effects and later more (of the same) quiche, still no ill effects. The (expensive) orange juice is now down the sink!
 
I am assuming they hope to give me scurvy (which can be fatal)! Luckily there is enough Vitamin C in vegetables, including potatoes (and the odd cup of poisoned OJ) to keep scurvy at bay.
 
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