Last time at the shops I randomly bought some of that stuff in a squeezy bottle and it was ok, I have to eat most things without sauce as it's just an extra risk of getting poisoned. This time at the shop I made the mistake of buying more and despite taking the precaution of getting a jar instead of the plastic thing, it was poisoned, I mean really bad. Luckily I only had a small amount as a test.
Then I had a look at the maker on the jar? It was Hellmann's (or something) Nuff Said!
Then I had a look at the maker on the jar? It was Hellmann's (or something) Nuff Said!