So the new hosting panel (Centos-Panel) that I already mentioned that I gave a try got hacked overnight, meaning it just ain't secure enough for someone like me who has criminal (but brainy) stooges continually trying to take this site offline. Forcing me to re-install my trusty hosting panel that has never been hacked (yet) and restoring this site (and others) from backups after a whole morning offline. But hey, google never crawls it anyway and at least it gave me something to do. Thanks for beating the boredom assholes!