Staff member
So I finally went to the shop this morning and went down an aisle with my trolley and the usual woman (who steps back as I approach) was there checking bar codes, so I doubled back to go down the adjacent aisle as usual but it was blocked by boxes and trolleys as staff filled the shelves. No way past, I was forced to turn back again. Luckily years of playing this game have made me quite perceptive and I sensed someone behind me. It was the barcode broad, she had followed me round. If I had stepped back without checking I would have bashed into her. As it was I had to ask her (politely) to move.

On completely unrelated news (seeing they failed to entrap me), I heard after I got back Lord Frost is now going to hold talks about the N.I. Protocol today!