At the same time as political commentators are saying delays to the publication of the report that Boris (I've never been elected) Johnson commissioned so he didn't have to take the blame for his Buffoonary means that he (Johnson) won't be forced out any time soon, all his colleagues are throwing their hats into the leadership election ring, including a guy who couldn't possibly be PM as no one (including me) can pronounce his name? It starts with something like Hoogin, then fuck knows what next?