Judging by the antics of my enemies today (sad bastards) the war has not ended with Brexit but of course, I never thought it would. The war will end when Royal Dickhead Prince Charles is no longer being blackmailed and that is my ultimate goal.

Brexit is however a significant battle to win and another feather in my cap. Probably my most my significant ‘reshaping’ of history to date. Quite simply Brexit would never have happened in a million years without me…and as of now, I still remain an unsung hero! With the likes of turncoat Nigel Farage stealing my thunder. The history books MUST be written in the correct context.