I had to go back to the supermarket earlier than usual today because of the shear amount of pre-poisoned food I had to throw in the bin at both my financial and health deficit, including Baxters soup, a tin of spam, a tin of Morrisons chicken jalfrezi curry stuff and two packs of pre-packed cold ham, it’s just getting ridiculous. If anyone doubts me please come round for a free unopened can of lovely (not) Baxters chicken broth soup.