I have news for the pint sized little thorn in my side, it’s my Country as well! When my compatriates inevitably find out what you and your fellow fishy politician Alex Salmond have been doing to me and my now forcibly estranged partner for purely selfish political reasons, you may not be quite so popular.

If you are thinking well who’s going to listen to them then let me assure that there are major players on this chess board in who’s interest it is to expose what you have been doing to me. Just like your blackmail victim if you can call him that, I will only need half a chance to bring you down and unlike the Royals, Tories, Labour, Lib Dems or the UK, I doubt if you, or the SNP have enough money to shut me up!