Oh dear oh dear oh dear Boris? My guess is that a deal will soon be done and I will be needed to ensure it gets through the house of commons, that is why I am currently under attack with the latest provocation being ebay locking up my account for no apparent reason. I am sure they are not the only online retailer!

If no deal was imminent the pound would be tumbling, so would the footsie. Sir Kier, Major, Grieve and all the other usual suspects would be shouting from the rooftops. None of that is happening!