So the children have resorted to switching my broadband on and off all the time again, something they have not done since the last important round of Brexit talks! I heard on the news that this week is the last chance for Brexit talks before everyone (apart from me) goes on holiday.

Thanks for the tip off guys, I guess I will just need to lie low until the weekend despite the lack of edible food. The things I do for this Country! (…and my own survival)

Thanks to the blackmailed prick keeping me in the gutter on behalf of my so called Father, I have never been out of this Country on holiday and don’t even have a passport. The only Country I have visited is Ireland but that didn’t go too well!